Non-Jews are for practice
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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