we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang