Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up