i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dick very happy bro
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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