gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He? As in you personified your dick?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.