her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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