Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Oh god it's open bar.
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