I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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