4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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