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Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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