I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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