Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
In America we eat man semen.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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