Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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