I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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