Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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