I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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