I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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