I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
