oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
