pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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