Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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