trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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