did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Barsexuality is the new black.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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