Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Your dad touched me again.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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