Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
why is half of my head shaved?
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