when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
accomplished twins. life is a go
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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