She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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