As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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