Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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