what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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