I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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