u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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