Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
there was a trapeze. enough said
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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