There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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