This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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