Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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