who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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