doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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