So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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