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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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