tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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