only if we run a train.
done.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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