It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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