btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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