you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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