I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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