Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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