Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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