This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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