that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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