Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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