she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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