Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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