Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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