i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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