I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
