a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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